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| SNAKEPIT INDUSTRIES |
| LINKS |
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root@snakepit:~# cat bookmarks.txt
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PLACES WORTH VISITING
The Internet is a large place.
Some of it is even useful.
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LINK POLICY
Links are provided because we found them interesting.
A hyperlink is not an endorsement.
Websites change.
Domains expire.
People say dumb shit.
Use your own damn brain.
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root@snakepit:~# ping internet
PING internet (0.0.0.0):
64 bytes from somewhere: icmp_seq=1 ttl=??? time=too_long
64 bytes from somewhere: icmp_seq=2 ttl=??? time=probably_dns
64 bytes from somewhere: icmp_seq=3 ttl=??? time=who_knows
--- internet ping statistics ---
3 packets transmitted
2 opinions received
0 facts verified
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WEB BUTTONS
Because 88x31 was enough pixels.
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root@snakepit:~# curl social-media
ERROR 418:
I'M A WEBSITE.
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