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| SNAKEPIT INDUSTRIES |
| LABORATORY NODE |
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root@snakepit:~# ./status --lab
LAB STATUS : ONLINE
ACCESS MODE : READ ONLY
SAFETY SYSTEMS : ALLEGEDLY FUNCTIONAL
COFFEE LEVEL : NOMINAL
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root@snakepit:~# ls ./lab/
[SYS] COMPUTE
[NET] NETWORK
[RF ] RADIO
[DEV] EMBEDDED
[PWR] POWER
[HW ] HARDWARE
[ARC] LEGACY
[UNK] MISC
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COMPUTE
chezdeelise ............. LOCAL AI HOST
kandahar-killer ......... LEGACY COMPUTE NODE
nightrider .............. MOBILE NODE
xopr .................... WATCHMAN TERMINAL
NETWORK
snakepit ................ LOCAL NETWORK
watchman ................ MONITORING
uplink .................. EXTERNAL
RADIO
SDR ..................... SOFTWARE DEFINED RADIO
sub-ghz ................. EXPERIMENTAL
antenna systems ......... ACTIVE / IN DEVELOPMENT
EMBEDDED
raspberry pi ............ MULTIPLE
beaglebone .............. AVAILABLE
arduino .................. MULTIPLE
questionable boards ..... YES
POWER
bench supplies .......... ONLINE
battery systems ......... AVAILABLE
solar ................... AVAILABLE
extension cords ......... SOMEHOW ALWAYS MISSING
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root@snakepit:~# uptime
LAB HAS BEEN RECONFIGURED TOO MANY TIMES TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
root@snakepit:~# df -h
Filesystem Size Used Avail Use%
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/bench 100% 97% 3% 97%
/shelves 100% 112% ??? 112%
/storage ??? ??? ??? ???
/desk 100% 143% -43% 143%
root@snakepit:~# fsck /desk
WARNING: FILESYSTEM CONTAINS PHYSICAL OBJECTS.
CONTINUE? [y/N] n
Wise choice.
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LAB RULES
01. READ THE DATASHEET.
02. VERIFY POWER BEFORE APPLYING POWER.
03. BACK UP BEFORE DOING SOMETHING INTERESTING.
04. LABEL YOUR CABLES.
05. IF IT'S STUPID, BUT IT WORKS, IT AIN'T STUPID.
06. YEE-YEE RESPONSIBLY.
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root@snakepit:~# find /lab -name "that_one_adapter"
find: searching...
find: searching...
find: searching...
ERROR: YOU DEFINITELY SAW IT THREE DAYS AGO.