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|                  SNAKEPIT INDUSTRIES                         |
|                        CONTACT                               |
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root@snakepit:~# ./contact --help

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CONTACT SNAKEPIT INDUSTRIES

Electronic mail remains a perfectly functional technology.

Use it.

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EMAIL

  general ................. contact@snakepitindustries.org

STATUS

  incoming mail ........... ACCEPTING
  response time ........... VARIABLE
  mailing lists ........... NO
  marketing automation .... HELL NO
  newsletter .............. ALSO NO
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BEFORE SENDING

Good reasons to make contact:

  [OK] PROJECT QUESTIONS
  [OK] TECHNICAL DISCUSSION
  [OK] COLLABORATION
  [OK] ARCHIVAL MATERIAL
  [OK] INTERESTING HARDWARE
  [OK] YOU FOUND SOMETHING BROKEN
  [OK] YOU FOUND SOMETHING WEIRD

Less good reasons:

  [NO] SEO SERVICES
  [NO] BRAND PARTNERSHIPS INVOLVING CRYPTO CASINOS
  [NO] "GROW YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE"
  [NO] UNSOLICITED SALES PITCHES
  [NO] ASKING US TO DOWNLOAD YOUR MYSTERY ZIP FILE

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root@snakepit:~# ./send-message

ERROR:

This is not a web form.

root@snakepit:~# echo $WHY

Because email already exists.
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SECURITY

If you believe you have discovered a security issue involving
Snakepit Industries infrastructure, please report it privately.

Do not include sensitive information in the initial message.

Additional secure communication methods may be provided
when appropriate.

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root@snakepit:~# finger snakepit

Login: snakepit
Status: ONLINE
Office: SOMEWHERE NEAR A WORKBENCH
Phone: NOPE
Shell: /bin/bash
Plan:

    Build things.
    Learn things.
    Preserve interesting things.
    Keep it weird.
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root@snakepit:~#