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| SNAKEPIT INDUSTRIES |
| CONTACT |
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root@snakepit:~# ./contact --help
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CONTACT SNAKEPIT INDUSTRIES
Electronic mail remains a perfectly functional technology.
Use it.
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EMAIL
general ................. contact@snakepitindustries.org
STATUS
incoming mail ........... ACCEPTING
response time ........... VARIABLE
mailing lists ........... NO
marketing automation .... HELL NO
newsletter .............. ALSO NO
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BEFORE SENDING
Good reasons to make contact:
[OK] PROJECT QUESTIONS
[OK] TECHNICAL DISCUSSION
[OK] COLLABORATION
[OK] ARCHIVAL MATERIAL
[OK] INTERESTING HARDWARE
[OK] YOU FOUND SOMETHING BROKEN
[OK] YOU FOUND SOMETHING WEIRD
Less good reasons:
[NO] SEO SERVICES
[NO] BRAND PARTNERSHIPS INVOLVING CRYPTO CASINOS
[NO] "GROW YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE"
[NO] UNSOLICITED SALES PITCHES
[NO] ASKING US TO DOWNLOAD YOUR MYSTERY ZIP FILE
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root@snakepit:~# ./send-message
ERROR:
This is not a web form.
root@snakepit:~# echo $WHY
Because email already exists.
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SECURITY
If you believe you have discovered a security issue involving
Snakepit Industries infrastructure, please report it privately.
Do not include sensitive information in the initial message.
Additional secure communication methods may be provided
when appropriate.
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root@snakepit:~# finger snakepit
Login: snakepit
Status: ONLINE
Office: SOMEWHERE NEAR A WORKBENCH
Phone: NOPE
Shell: /bin/bash
Plan:
Build things.
Learn things.
Preserve interesting things.
Keep it weird.
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[ RETURN TO ROOT ]
root@snakepit:~#